 Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss. |
| Doug Horton |
| If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell? |
| Doug Horton |
| The art of giving is perfected through anonymity. |
| Doug Horton |
| Smile, it's free therapy. |
| Doug Horton |
| Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye. |
| Doug Horton |
| Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others. |
| Doug Horton |
| Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant. |
| Doug Horton |
| If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy , he'll know what to do with it. |
| Doug Horton |
| The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated. |
| Doug Horton |
| Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket. |
| Doug Horton |
| Boring people are a reflection of boring people. |
| Doug Horton |
| Buying a lie is one thing, giving it away for free is quite another. |
| Doug Horton |
| Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough. |
| Doug Horton |
